Paladin: My javelins are named Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew, and Pew.
Rogue: And the seventh one is named Larry.
is this hannibal?
Am I the only one laughing at these pictures
Because it’s Tom Hiddleston holding a hawk.. and like
All I’m picturing is this
Biscuits and gravy are delicious
Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!
why wouldnt i
finally it’s the british people who don’t get it
I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!
why is this happening
this website is a mess
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
so much awesome! SCIENCE!
Science Tumblr getting off on this hammer. I see you.
So at Katsucon my sister and I were at the gazebo after the Night Vale shoot, and all of the sudden she taps my arm and just says, “Look.” So I turn around, tilt my head up to where she’s pointing and
is that a person or…?
nope that’s actually Thranduil
I love conventions
The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes
when I go to the movie theatre
I thought that was dean winchester getting ready for hunting
i thought so to and i think its because of the ring
This basically sums them up.
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